I'm powerless to resist it

With a shop name composed of 3 great search terms, sweetcheekpanties got my attention not just because of the undie shots, but because she has a look that could get even Darth Vader to stop choking people and say "awww". I can't resist her cuteness, it's so darn adorable. Can you imagine making such a thing have an orgasm? It's a good thing to imagine.

sweetcheekpanties

I'll take "bling-makers for $200, Alex"

You'd think that eventually I'd run out of these puppies, but no - I have hundreds left, like bullets for a big, fapping machine gun. In this case, one that shoots gold-plated pearls.

GildaPearl

Once you drop your keys in there, you're never gonna get them back...

Rose could just as easily have dropped the Heart of the Ocean into these heaving crevices and be satisfied that Jack's Ghost couldn't find it again. In addition to the HotO, there are many pages of jewelry in this shop interspersed with hiding places.

Innerversion

Not pictured: the Bassmaster Adjustable Bed™

Sometimes you gotta love the typos: "...we send you a free panties in cotton ( for our bassics and essentials collection)!" I'm interested in seeing what a bass in cotton panties would look like. You could probably keep one in each leg hole.

Of course, I'd much rather see this in those leg holes:

MajoReyStore

I'm with the Grinch on this one.

What is it that makes an etsy shop sexy? This one has all of the right ingredients: busty yoga-bodied girl, lack of undergarments, tight and stretchy fabrics, evocatives poses... but it's just not as sexy as it could be. My analysis is that it's all the photographer's fault: there's too much background included in each picture which means you lose focus and the model is never large enough in the frame; exposure in most shots is very poor; and the use of natural light with what's basically a microscopic hand-held camera from a distance means noise noise noise noise noise.

Sometimes you can't tell the noise from the nipples. And vice versa.
gaia conception

She loves Direct Deposit!

Good news indeed, although I suspect that our definition of "direct deposit" may differ...

Felicia Fairy's one of those South-Pacific ladies (Australian) and again, she's got one of those "bras? who needs bras?" kind of figures. Lucky her. Must be the reverse corriolis effect or whatever's going on down there. You'll have to hunt and peck to find the goods, but she has interesting attire here: the organic tie-died patterns disguise the figure, but if you examine the topography, there's nothing being hidden.

Felicia Fairy

Ready... aim... BLOOM!!

Billed as the "anti-Victoria's Secret" (which must mean they don't use unrealistic female models) oxymoronically, there's an unfortunate tendency lately by them to use fake plastic mannequins. That's too bad because in the past they used to have some very nice shots of this lady on the left wearing what - in the bloomer trade - they refer to as "bloomers" in very seductive poses. Hopefully when the bloomers return to their stock room, we'll see a return to those photos.

ClareBare

She'd look good with Bill in Tokyo, too.

This is a combination I love: one shop, one model. Likely she's even the seller herself. Her Scarlett Johansson-like looks combined with the natural lighting gives the shots an intimate appeal and it looks like she enjoys posing, which is half the battle right there won.

You'll see the occasional nipple protruding and some tight thingies along with very short skirts and dresses but unfortunately no real nudité.

Lea's Vintage

Let's take it easy, sweetheart, I have enough drama at the office

Another one where the number of items has dropped dramatically... there are enough girls with shops containing hundreds of items that haven't been updated in almost 6 months that I don't think etsy is charging per item listed... hmm... I'll have to look into this phenomenon, otherwise I'll be forced to download the images and link to pikasa, which might be a copyright thingy.

Drama Queen doesn't need much in the way of introduction: cute girlies in old-timey bikinis. Watch out for the butt shots; there aren't enough of them, unfortunately.

Drama Queen

The stock just disappeared

You know, for someone who spends a lot of time on etsy, you'd think I'd have figured out how the system works by now. Some girls have TONs of items for sale while others have none; and often you'll find a girl - like kittydearest here - who used to have TONS of items but now they've just vanished (even if her scary makeup hasn't). My take is that once an item is sold, it heads off the web site, and if you read her intro, kitty says "hello dears! I have moved my things to a local shop that an etsy seller has opened for right now." This is bad news, because there were some righteous pictures on there.

Oh well, you get what you pay for and in this case, it's free. That 3rd shot here should be captioned "yeah, right there, keep doing that right there."

Good news: "I'm working on some new designs right now, so they should be up soon! ♥"
"♥" right back atcha, kitty.
kittydearest

Be careful, you might accidentally Off! your monitor...

BQ here illustrates that there's a gaping rift between what most people find "creative" and what truly deranged artists find "acceptable, for now". In this shop, you'll find a couple of very cute girls with transparent, flowy outfits and some nice long legs. But now and again, you'll see some girls (draped in torn fabric) so skinny and anorexic you'll have to resist the urge to smack your screen, thinking it's one of those damn crane flies again. When that flash of breast you thought you saw in the thumbnail turns out to be a shoulder blade, you'll know the disappointment sacrifice for art can bring.

Anyway, a couple of girls and outfits are likeable enough to take the risk.
Boudoire Queen

On the fringes of society exist... people who shop at Merger Studios

I like to think that regular janes shop at places like this, and that on weekends, to unwind from a hectic work week, they don this gay apparel and weed the garden of some messed up billionaire railroad tycoon. Either that, or there's a part of the population having a hell of a lot more fun than I am.

There's some serious nudité in this shop so be forewarned.
Merger Studios

MJ knew all about this...

A professional photographer friend or relative of the shop owner obviously took these, and I almost said "fuck it, too many differnt models, pictures too low res and not enough real sexiness for the site (shitty poses, generally)" but then I saw this chick:

and I changed my mind.

How on earth would this model describe this photoshoot to her grandmother? "Well, oma, in one shot, I'm on a cracked dry lake bed in the desert wearing holographic skin tight pants, high heels and a bra that has two large holes on them so that my breasts stick right out. I'm in a 3-legged stance with my right leg cocked up so that I look extremely uncomfortable -- that and the brooding storm clouds adds tension to the image grandma... no, no, no, having my boobs stick out of my bra doesn't add tension: that part's for irony -- and I'm looking at the camera like I have to pee."

Dirty Addiction

The prototype's good - let's hope the actual product comes out soon

Sometimes when you've got a good name but you don't have a band, you use it to start an etsy shop. This one apparently clothes lasses who would attend a "Venus Prototype" concert, which I'd guess is somewhere between punk, death metal and something ironic, like Edith Piaff. You learn to enjoy Edith Piaff more when you realize that she sung most of her best work while having something literally jammed up her nose.

These are pretty much pro-shots, so don't expect too much in the way of accidental exposure.
Venus prototype

When Cyrodill parties, this is where they shop for their clothes

If Limbo of the Lost were to have used imagery like this instead of ripping off well-known video games, well, things would likely have turned out a little different. Oblivion sells gothy, clubby wear at its sometimes sluttiest and also "your portret[sic] as a fairy tale character or an angel or whatever u wish it to be".

Something tells me it wasn't them who took their professional-looking photos.
Oblivion Clothing

Fly, my little Underpretties, Fly!!

I honestly wish there was more in this shop: there are definitely some compelling reasons to see more of her. Underpretties has this youthful MILF look to her, and in addition to her happening body, she's definitely not afraid of showing it off.

Check out that first picture, nothing but a diaphenous coating over that figure of hers.
underpretties

She lives next door to everyone

In what should ultimately be titled "Shots of the Girl-Next-Door Taken by her Creepy 40 year-old Neighbor", danalyn does manage to capture my heart at least. Her hair may be a little plain, and her smile makes you feel way too comfortable, but she does have a kick-ass body and she loves her clothes tight. You'd stare if you saw her in real life, you know it.

by danalyn