You're a Superstar, yeah that's what you are, babe... (Sung to the tune of "You're a Superstar")

Bloody hell, where do they get these chicks? And these clothes... they're awesome in so many ways I can't count, but when was the last time you saw somebody outside of a strip bar wearing anything remotely like this in public? Ah, public... so repressed.

Superstarclothing

Call like you see it, baby

"Art is shit" she says. "Your model's body is da bomb" I say. Thankfully there's plenty of this girl to enjoy, what with all of those tight, slightly transparent shirts she's sporting.

Artisshit

Oh, how cute, I'll take the red dolly...

"Maillots" they call them. Maillots from Riverside. That sure is some river it's beside.

TheRedDolly

I don't know what this "twin syndrome" is, but they'd better start putting it in the water supply...

Holy fuckety-fuck, I love good surprises. Isn't it wonderfully confusing when a girl approaches you like this...

and from behind looks lik this?:

Isn't that the kind of suprise we can all live with?

Now excuse me while I go run off to wallpaper my bathroom with these pictures.

twinsyndrome

From Argentina, with love.

Those South Americans, they don't have the hang-ups we do. I'll bet the girl in the grey mini dress second from left below isn't wearing jack under that thing. And the girl in the orange swimsuit? Camel-fucking-toe, baby - the lucky lady who buys that outfit's gonna find it likely smells in the crotch. In the US, you can't sell a swimsuit like that, you'd need to wear an impermiable rubber under-suit if you wanted to model used bathing attire.

miablaze

The other New Jersey Shore

Not all girls from New Jersey have big hair, excessive makeup and fake tans. This young lady, for example, represents all that is pure and unadulterated in the New Jersey girl. The wild phenotype if you will. This one, I would do, no question, no matter the situation.

Branchhandmade

Nobody understands me, I'm so poignant

 Unfortunately only about 8 items in her store so far, but that could change. No doubt this girl has done plenty of glamor work in her day. Interesting side note: if you check out some of the hi-res versions on her store, you'll see that she's either a cutter or is against declawing cats. What is it with girls and razor blades?

Heavenly Silk

Bang bang, you're hot

No nudity, and not even any near-nudity. Just a stunningly beautiful girl with bangs. And oh man do I dig bangs. 

Sparrow Collective

Tittilating Tight Tee Tit Tizzy

 NC women folk with tight t's and in some cases no bras. Which I always love. That one with the little truck on it gets my vote, though.

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